#30daysblogging Super Cupcake

Day 18

Post is an idea from Gillian.

Whoa! It’s been 18 days straight! Woot woot! And I gotta tell you, juggle between work and blog are not easy. Phew!

Today will be fun because we’re talking about superpower!!! Woooottt! Yes, in this imaginary world I was a superhero! And what was my superpower???

Let’s cut this short and let me present to you… MY IMAGINARY SUPERHERO!!!

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Well, it looks more like fairy godmother actually, but let’s just call it… FAIRY SUPERHERO!!! Awesomesauce!

The boots were made for running and/or stepping on fire and any kind of surface,

The dress was mixed between Elsa the Ice Queen and Sailor moon! The fairy wings were…. being put there because it’s just pretty to have fairy wings… and of course so I can fly.

The necklace had a special pendant that protect me from any kind of attack. On the other words… I am INVINCIBLE. (yess!!!)

And you probably guess what the sparkling star wand is for???

The wand has a magic superpower for… changing cupcakes, potato chips, fries and all other fatty food to be healthy!!! So no more guilty feeling after we binge eating! Isn’t it awesome or what???

I will visit all the nice girls and put spell on their food so it will become healthy! SO NO MORE SKINNY BITCHES because everybody would have healthy body!!!

Hahaha, I know I know, this sounds lame… But seriously I’ve always wanted that superpower!!!

I don’t want to be invisible or to be able to change steel to pot of gold or any other superpower to protect the world. I just want to make people eat whatever they want and not worrying about their weight and their cholesterol. I want us to be happy!!!

I really want to have this sparkling star wand! I want iiiiiiiiit!!!!!!

And what should I call my self? Hmm….

I think I would call myself…

Super Cupcake

Because my main power is give away so many cupcakes that won’t make you fat and make you happy!!! XD

Be happy because I’ll only give my cupcakes to happy people!

Cheers,

May, The Super Cupcake

#30daysblogging Any last words..?

Day 14

Post is an idea from Tantri, whose blog’s name is so disturbing for someone who’s in Mayo Diet (and a big fan of perkedel)

Just like the person who gave the topic, the topic itself is so weird. Tantri was technically imagining me dead. And I would really have some serious haunting plan to do (WTF May, even when you’re dead you still have to plan everything?)

Let’s fly to this imaginary world called Negoh planet, which stands for Never-Gonna-Happen planet. (and then suddenly I hear Justin Bieber singing Never say never…) On Negoh, there was one rule that said “The prettiest, most adorable, and freaking cutest-that Nyan cat looks like a joke- girl had to be sacrificed to death sentence.”

I know I know not fair.

So we all know happened on that Negoh planet. Yes. I WAS BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

As the prettiest, most adorable and freaking cutest-that Nyan cat looks like a joke- girl, I have to be sentenced to death.

Nooooooooooooo!!!

“So, the prettiest, most adorable, and freaking cutest-that Nyan cat looks like a joke- girl… What is your last wish before we kill you and send you to heaven?” asked the Negoh executor. (yes, in Negoh planet, I was so going to heaven)

“I would want a world peace.”

Huwahahahahaha!!!! So freaking pretentious pageant like.

Hmm… “I want one day with Bandi.” Yes that was probably it. We were gonna watch movie and eat anything we wanted. As simple as that. =)

“And what is your last meal?” asked the Negoh executor.

“PERKEDEL!!!! And must be the ones cooked by my mother!!!” I screamed frantically.

Yes. My mom makes the most delicious, moistest, tastiest perkedel ever. (perkedel is Indonesian fried mashed potato FYI) And nobody, NOBODY cooks perkedel better than my mom. Seriously. My mom’s perkedel is EPIC!!!

Ok, ok, I think I’ve emphasized enough of how my mom’s perkedel is the best on earth. So yeah, that would be my last meal.

“Any last word, the prettiest, most adorable, and freaking cutest-that Nyan cat looks like a joke- girl?” asked Negoh executor.

I sighed and I said softly, “All of you who brought me to justice… I advise you to check your closet and check under the bed every single night you wanted to sleep. Because I might be there.”

No way I’m gonna be dead without revenge. LOL

Cheers,

May, the prettiest, most adorable, and freaking cutest-that Nyan cat looks like a joke- girl

#30daysblogging Dear god…

Day 9

Post is an idea from Aina

Disclaimer: This post doesn’t have to do anything with religion nor any kind of belief. This post is also not at all a complain for the earth that is already perfect. This post is just for fun. Thus, I call the ruler of universe with god with non-capital g.

Dear god…

So you’re taking my advise now, huh? You’re sure, aren’t you? Because my suggestion list is soooo long. *smirk*

I’m kidding. You know how much I love how the world works and stuff, but again, taking advise never hurts. So, here are 10 things I wish to suggest to you

  1. Trees should be colored yellow. How awesome is that?!
  2. Broccoli should be fattening and potato chips should be healthy… and also cupcakes, pork belly, cheeseburger, deep fried chicken skin, and… oh this will go on and on and on. But I think you understand what I mean. It just doesn’t make sense why all the delicious things are killing you and the horrible things are good for you? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
  3. Human should be amphibians. We should be able to breath underwater too. Super awesomeness!!!
  4. Dolphins should be the strongest animal in the universe so not only they could protect us, but they also could protect themselves from us.
  5. Dogs should be able to talk. Ohhh WHAT FUN!
  6. Everyone should be able to pick their gender when they were about to born. You know, some kind of form in the reincarnation queue universe.
  7. There should be no cockroaches. EVER. And scorpion, and mosquito, and… oh well, just eliminate all bugs. But let spiders exist. They are cool.
  8. You should give more powers to nose other than just breathe. I mean, mouth itself can breathe in. Maybe people should eat with nose rather than mouth because mouth is supposed to be for kissing purpose only. But then again, how would we chew? Oh crap.
  9. Eyelashes should grown like hair, so we can have longer lashes and trim it as we like.
  10. Smart people should have bigger head than dumb people so if we were smart, we could show off from our looks. And there was a TV show called America’s next top head model. LOLOL. Move over dumb blondes, smart is the new ruler. LOL.

Oh well, that was fun!

Any advises from you, guys? I could still add them up to god when the offer’s still up!

Cheers,

May, feeling so powerful.

#30daysblogging I’m rich bitch!

Day 5

Post is an idea from Yeklin.

The topic is not the genius one, but soooooooo much fun to do! I believe everyone has at least once thought about this…

“What would you do if you strike a lottery for 100 million dollar?”

Well… Well… Well…. Even daydreaming about this already feels so fun!

First of all, I will say to everyone,

And then I will go to Resort World Sentosa and met the CEO of the Dolphin Lagoon. I will pay whatever amount they asked to release the dolphins back to the ocean. And I will soooo gonna do this to them,

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I will give half of the money to animal welfare charity to make sure they were releasing the other dolphins from other countries too. I also will give some to my parents so they could finally live in separated house so they won’t kill each other anymore. LOL

Then after doing my moral job for giving to charity, I could do all the selfish stuff, which are…

1. Throwing money from the air balloon.

Yes, literally. I want to go into an air balloon, and if the queue was so long, I might as well just bought the air balloon (LOL) and the I will throw out one or two sacks of 10 dollars bill into the air! It sounds so muuuuch fun, riiight?!!!

2. Buying all the shoes from Chie Mihara

Because now I can afford them all! Mwahahahahaha!

3. Go somewhere in USA to watch Bon Jovi concert!!! (with Bandi of course)

No I will not hire him privately because watching rock concert would be MUCH more fun with people screaming random things around. =D

And then I will buy 10 different condominium units in Singapore and rent them out so I would get around $50,000 per month. I will buy google shares as well! After I spent for investment, here’s the fun part…

The rest of the money would be spent for lifetime travelling.

Yes, you heard it right. I want to go for a lifetime travelling. Well, if you asked me now, I would say lifetime lah… But maybe after 20 years of conquering the world with Bandi, we would get tired and finally settle down in….

PARIS!!!

Um, maybe not Paris, because it’s too crowded. Maybe I’ll prefer Cinque Terre or Rheims. Oh wow… good life. =)

I would just read books and drink coffee everyday. And we would open champagne every single day even though we don’t have anything to celebrate at all.

Huh? champagne is expensive?

Hahahahahahah!

I would probably open a small florist and a bakery and a cafe. Bandi would be the baker and I would be the barista and we’re gonna rock! Hahahaha!

Well yeah, my daydream about money is not that weird actually. I wouldn’t buy giraffe to put on my house or having a surgery like placing wings on my back or replace all my teeth with diamonds. No, I’m not that quirky.

I’m actually pretty normal for this one. Hahahah.

So, what would you do, people?

Cheers,

May, imaginary billionaire